This is a toast to the person(s) who set off the fire alarm yesterday and made the entire school go out onto the field in the middle of the hottest day of the year. You burned cheese bread, toasted it too much, which set off the alarm. Here is a toast to your toast.
How does one explain heatstroke to a parent? How does one, in this day and age of catastrophe, not realize that your whole campus is basically in one place at one time? On a false alarm!
Well, at least Gatsby raises his glass. I only had my body temperature raised. Still is, after I found out it was toast.
https://youtu.be/UPsifqZNhCc